Awesomina and Roxorious.
Intro:
A long, long time ago there was a girl called Kayla who was awesomina and beautiful and [i]not[/i] stupid. Kayla had an arch enemy named Maggie who was roxorious, sweet and also [i]not[/i] stupid. Despite their many amazing and wonderful qualities, both were cursed with fail...lots and lots of fail. They don’t remember how they became cursed or even why they’re enemies. The last thing they do remember is waking up with a slight headache outside the mysterious Baka’s scary looking old mansion. Suddenly unable to stand being near each other they parted ways that night and have done their best to avoid each other since. Neither has spoken of that night nor dared to ask Baka, who’s more than a little scary, if she knows anything. That is, until now...
Kayla/Lady Awesome – Awesome but also flails/fails
Maggie /missroxor – Roxorious but also flails/fails
Armi - Nagging bitch, who gropes Rose's Boobs. Likes petting Bushes. Wishes to own them all.
Morph – Crazy inventor
Maggie /missroxor – Roxorious but also flails/fails
Armi - Nagging bitch, who gropes Rose's Boobs. Likes petting Bushes. Wishes to own them all.
Morph – Crazy inventor
Porph – Morph’s secret ebil twin – in cahoots with Baka?
Baka – dark, mysterious (secretly practices black magic?)
Dutch/Wally – stalker, Ellie fanatic, creepy.
Tree – has life giving penis? Super power: harnesses the power of nature.
Tom – Finances the missions of the gang with his family fortune of which he is sole heir. (Cheesy One Liners definately nessecary) Is faithful and completely romantic toward one Rose "Tom's Ho" Gibbons.
Baka – dark, mysterious (secretly practices black magic?)
Dutch/Wally – stalker, Ellie fanatic, creepy.
Tree – has life giving penis? Super power: harnesses the power of nature.
Tom – Finances the missions of the gang with his family fortune of which he is sole heir. (Cheesy One Liners definately nessecary) Is faithful and completely romantic toward one Rose "Tom's Ho" Gibbons.
Rose -Tom's girlfriend, heir to the Boner Fortune.
Heaven – Supreme being who comes to LA and MS in visions/dreams. A spirit guide/guardian angel?
Ben - Schizophrenic man from 1920's, sent past to warn the population of the incoming apocalypse (that never actually happens, thus the whole schizophrenic thing)....He is also apparently a zombie.
Ben - Schizophrenic man from 1920's, sent past to warn the population of the incoming apocalypse (that never actually happens, thus the whole schizophrenic thing)....He is also apparently a zombie.
Q – crazy homeless man that likes enemas and is OCD about time-keeping. Sent from the future, to prepare the girls with something vital.
Dal – do-gooder? Really crafty – Role?
Enema Boy – baddy? Baka’s puppet
Freaky has a tail girl – baddy? Baka’s puppet
Freaky has a tail girl – baddy? Baka’s puppet
That is all . . . . for now.
